cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: csection)

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squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

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soyjoyyyy:

t3sticl3z:

i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”

U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK

ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC

BITCH

I can’t ahaha

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In which Klaus chops off peoples heads with a graduation cap that hurt Caroline.

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luke-bryans-wife:

kennykixx:

Greatest #Prom picture EVER!

Doing this for my prom!

luke-bryans-wife:

kennykixx:

Greatest #Prom picture EVER!

Doing this for my prom!

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lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

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laugh-addict:

what if concert tickets fell from the sky

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(Source: eccentricity-neko)

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watchtheskytonight:

geekchicbooks:

missbibliophile:

Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?

like “she was on Doctor Who”

“she was in The Avengers”

I never even thought about this before.

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we are becoming aware

(Source: cowwie)

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aurionna:

You know what I wasn’t going to reblog this, because of how utterly destroyed Stefan looks but I have to, because I want to remember what he looks like just beat down, no more hope, and had his heart stomped on its like he’s reliving 4x10 all over again but this time the pain was intentional. I want to remember this so that when that ungrateful, selfish little bitch Elena comes crawling back to him after realizing she was an idiot for choosing a man who treats her like crap and never apologized for it, I can see the pain she put on his face. He’s been nothing but loyal, respectful, and loving to this girl and wanted nothing in return but her love, and how does she repay him? By standing not far from where he is sitting after a whack ass “thank you” for all he did to help her and declaring “love” for his freaking brother and kissing him. Elena had a good man, he treated her like a queen, gave her the cure back saving her life once again, and never called her out her name but she forgets all that and chooses a man who after she didn’t follow his orders and fawn over him anymore called her a bitch, plus she knows he’s the worst person for her. Stefan lost the love of his life who he said “he’d take back in a heartbeat” even after everything elena did, lost his best friend, courteous to his selfish brother who stole his girl, and where is he now? currently at the bottom of a freaking lake. Elena you don’t deserve a man like this at all, so when you DO come crawling back, you better earn his love back piece by piece, Stefan deserves it.

(Source: stefansalvation)

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